Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam

3.0 star property
3-star inn near Ten Kate Markt

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Living area
Breakfast, lunch, dinner served; Thai cuisine
Front of property
Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Tram)
Basic Double Room, 1 Double Bed (Mrs. de With)
Reviews
8.2

Very good

Popular amenities

  • Breakfast available
  • Parking availableParking availableParking available
  • Restaurant
  • BarBarBar
  • Free WiFiFree WiFiFree WiFi
  • HousekeepingHousekeepingHousekeeping

Check out the area

Map
Piri Reisplein 34, Amsterdam, 1057 KH
  • Popular LocationVondelpark14 min walk
  • Popular LocationAnne Frank House4 min drive
  • Popular LocationVan Gogh Museum4 min drive
  • AirportAmsterdam (AMS-Schiphol)17 min drive

Room options

Basic Double Room (Secret Bookcase XL)

  • 14 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Crisis Free Zone)

  • 5 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Casa No Casa 13A)

  • 11 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Volkswagen T1)

  • 6 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Mr. de With)

  • 13.0 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 2 Twin Beds

Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Secret Bookcase L)

  • 9 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Tram)

  • 6 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

Basic Quadruple Room (The Blue House Downstairs)

  • 23 sq m
  • Sleeps 4
  • 1 Double Bed and 2 Twin Beds

Economy Room, 1 Double Bed, Shared Bathroom (Secret Bookcase S)

  • 5 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

Simple double room, shared bathroom (Secret Bookcase Whitey the White)

  • 12 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

Double Room, Ensuite (Poison Ivy 7)

  • 15 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Sin City First Floor)

  • 7 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

Simple double room, shared bathroom (Invisible room upstairs)

  • 20 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Printed House)

  • 8 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

The Sun Room, Shared Bathroom

  • 12 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

Double Room, Ensuite (Sin City Ground Floor)

  • 15 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

Basic Double Room (The Blue House Upstairs)

  • 23 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Invisible Room Downstairs)

  • 5 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

Basic Quadruple Room, 1 Bedroom (Casa No Casa)

  • 23 sq m
  • Sleeps 4
  • 1 Double Bed and 2 Twin Beds

Basic Double Room, 1 Double Bed (Mrs. de With)

  • 17 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Secret Bookcase M)

  • 8 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed OR 2 Twin Beds

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About the area

Amsterdam

Amsterdam West stay.Within a 15-minute walk of this Amsterdam West inn, you'll find Ten Kate Markt and Foodhallen. Vondelpark and Anne Frank House are also within 2 miles (3 km).

What's nearby

  • Vondelpark - 14 min walk
  • Anne Frank House - 4 min drive
  • Van Gogh Museum - 4 min drive
  • Rijksmuseum - 5 min drive
  • Heineken Experience - 5 min drive

Getting around

  • Witte de Withstraat Stop - 3 min walk
  • Amsterdam Lelylaan Station - 5 min drive
  • Amsterdam Airport Schiphol (AMS) - 18 min drive

Restaurants

  • Het Sieraad | De Vierde Ambachtsschool - 3 min walk
  • Dönerland Eethuis - 6 min walk
  • Tapwest - 6 min walk
  • Daalder - 3 min walk
  • Cafe Goldmund - 5 min walk

About this property

Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam

3-star inn near Ten Kate Markt
There's a restaurant on site. You can enjoy a drink at the bar/lounge. WiFi is free in public spaces. A library, a terrace, and multilingual staff are also featured at Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam. Limited parking is available for a fee and is offered on a first-come, first-served basis.

This 3-star Amsterdam inn is smoke free.

  • 31 guestrooms or units
  • 2 levels
  • Breakfast available (surcharge)
  • Front desk (24 hours)
  • Staff is multilingual
  • Storage area for luggage
  • Library
  • Terrace
  • No smoking on site
  • Bar or lounge
  • Dining venue
Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam offers 31 accommodations. This Amsterdam inn provides complimentary wireless Internet access. Housekeeping is offered daily and hair dryers can be requested.

Languages

Dutch, English, Spanish

Property amenities

Internet

  • Available in all rooms: Free WiFi
  • Available in some public areas: Free WiFi

Parking and transportation

  • Self parking on site (EUR 35 per night)
  • Limited onsite parking

Food and drink

  • Full breakfast available for a fee daily: EUR 12.50 per person
  • 1 restaurant
  • 1 bar

Things to do

  • Bicycle rentals

Accessibility

  • If you have requests for specific accessibility needs, please contact the property using the information on the reservation confirmation received after booking.
  • This property does not have elevators
  • Bathroom emergency pull cord
  • Handrails in stairways
  • Stairway handrail height (inches): 43
  • Upper floors accessible by stairs only
  • Wheelchair-accessible public washroom
  • Wheelchair-accessible registration desk
  • Wheelchair-accessible registration desk height (inches): 47
  • Wheelchair-accessible restaurant
  • Wheelchair accessible (may have limitations)

Room amenities

Bedroom

  • Bed sheets

Bathroom

  • Hair dryer (on request)
  • Towels

Policies

Check-in

Check-in start time: 3:00 PM; Check-in end time: anytime
Contactless check-in available
Minimum check-in age: 18

Check-out

Check-out before 11 AM
Contactless check-out available

Special check-in instructions

Front desk staff will greet guests on arrival

Access methods

Staffed front desk

Pets

  • No pets allowed

Children and extra beds

  • Children are welcome.
  • Rollaway/extra beds are not available.
  • Cribs (infant beds) are not available.

Property payment types

Important information

Fees

Guests will be asked to pay the following charges at the property:

  • Breakage deposit: EUR 50 per stay
  • An effective city/local tax rate of 11.468 percent will be charged

We've listed all charges provided to us by the property.

Optional extras

The fees and deposits listed below will be charged at the time of service, check-in, or check-out.

  • Fee for full breakfast: approximately EUR 12.50 per person
  • Self parking fee: EUR 35 per night

This may not be a comprehensive list. Fees and deposits are subject to change and might not include tax.

You need to know

Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card, or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
This property accepts credit cards, debit cards, and cash
Cashless transactions are available
Safety features at this property include a security system and window guards
Charges for extra guests may apply and vary according to property policy.
A cash deposit, credit card, or debit card for incidental charges and government-issued photo identification may be required upon check-in.
Special requests are subject to availability at the time of check-in. Special requests can't be guaranteed and may incur additional charges.
    This property is managed by a professional host. The provision of housing is linked to their trade, business, or profession. This property accepts Visa, Mastercard, American Express, Diners Club, debit cards, and cash. For guests' safety, the property includes a carbon monoxide detector, a smoke detector, a security system, and window guards in each accommodation. Cashless payment methods are available for all transactions. Contactless check-in and contactless check-out are available.

Property is also known as

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Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam Reviews

Reviews

8.2

Very good

Rating 10 - Excellent. 356 out of 796 reviews" "
Rating 8 - Good. 254 out of 796 reviews" "
Rating 6 - Okay. 106 out of 796 reviews" "
Rating 4 - Poor. 26 out of 796 reviews" "
Rating 2 - Terrible. 54 out of 796 reviews" "

8.6/10

Cleanliness

8.8/10

Staff & service

8.0/10

Amenities

8.4/10

Property conditions & facilities

8.2/10

Eco-friendliness

Reviews

10/10 Excellent

Gail

Travelled with group
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Amazing staff!! Super funky accommodations!! Yummy breakfasts!! Called a taxi for us to go to the airport and said it would arrive in 5 minutes and it did!!
Stayed 2 nights in Feb 2024

8/10 Good

Ben

Stayed 3 nights in Jan 2024

10/10 Excellent

Armando

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities
It has a unique set up inside and tram stops close by. It has a restaurant and bar on site and the staff were friendly and very nice. There is a shared bathroom facility that was clean and easy to use. I only stayed one night but I intend on returning in the future.
Stayed 1 night in Jan 2024

2/10 Terrible

Terrance

Stayed 3 nights in Jan 2024

6/10 Okay

Robin

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities
Disliked: Room comfort
cool and quirky hotel without a/c
The hotel is quirky and conveniently located near a tram stop. However, my room was very small and unbearably hot during last summers heatwave. The room was just big enough for the bed, with no other furniture and only a fan for cooling. There was also no window to open for air. I would stay here again during the winter, but cannot recommend during the summer!
Stayed 1 night in Sep 2023

2/10 Terrible

Dakota

Stayed 4 nights in Dec 2023

4/10 Poor

Mark

Lower your expectations.
Check in was easy enough - although we did get hit with surprise fees that weren't mentioned in the booking (though if we did the research maybe this wouldn't be so surprising). The first real negative came at the hotel bar - the service was slow and the whiskey tasted like it has been watered down (Jameson isn't normally the best, but it definitely shouldn't taste like that). The next day the shared bathroom was completely out of toilet roll - this is pretty unacceptable and was a recurring issue throughout the whole stay. On toilet had a broken seat until the last night we stayed. The bed was somewhat comfortable, although this comfort was very limited - we were given one small pillow each, and when we asked for more, were told they didn't have any. The blanket sheet had a hole in it, the room had a window with constant light pouring in from above - there was not a single night that we slept well. Every towel, bedsheet, pillowcase and blanket had an RFID tag, which honestly felt a little ridiculous given everything else felt cheap. Overall, the "hotel" is incredibly average - we booked it because it was cheaper than the others at the time and looked quirky and fun, but really it just felt a bit like a prison cell.. though a prison cell may have actually been more luxurious. Was basically beside a tram stop though, which is nice. Not sure I can give the hotel credit for that though.
Stayed 3 nights in Dec 2023

10/10 Excellent

Meredith L

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Cool place to stay!
The hotel (hostel) was fascinating and so much fun. If you’re looking for fancy, go to the Hilton. If you’re looking for a memorable experience, stay at Hotel Not Hotel. Loved the library. Loved Kevin Bacon. Beds were comfy. Staff was fabulous.
Stayed 1 night in Dec 2023

4/10 Poor

Jason

Travelled with partner, Travelled with group
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service
Disliked: Amenities, property conditions & facilities
The hotel was an interesting and trendy place. The room was clean, quiet and comfortable. The staff was friendly and tried to be helpful. However, our room, secret bookcase L, had a musty smell that we couldn't get rid of, probably due to poor ventilation. The bathrooms, which are shared with all guests, ran out of paper towels and toilet paper.
Stayed 2 nights in Dec 2023

6/10 Okay

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Stayed 1 night in Dec 2023