We thought things were strange when the owners showed up to âturn off the sprinklersâ but stayed and talked to my family that beat us to the rental. The husband and wife began to tell them all about the houserules. The river fish are their âgrandchildrenâs petsâ and âcatch and releaseâ fishing only, even though they advertise their rents as âperfect for fishingâ. The owners spent 30 minutes âwaiting for us to arriveâ to accept cash on the side of VRBO for an extra night because VRBO âhas too many feesâ. They finally left my family members to enjoy their stay while we continued to make our way to the property. Upon arrival, we saw that there was dried food on the âcleanâ silverware, not enough cups for 8 people to have coffee when the description reads that it can seep 18 comfortably. We saw dying tree cockroaches in the cabinets, and roac feces on the plates. Everything from the cabinets had to be washed. We realized quickly that the house is advertised as having whole home WiFi, however it only works well in the Master bedroom, which was inconvenient for us, as we operate a business remotely, and like to be able to sit with our kids while they are playing outside. Second night, the ac was blowing hot air. owner came over and tripped the breaker, which didnât make sense because the blower was running prior to that. A tech was called out and told my husband the he âtopped offâ the unit with refrigerant, which was leaking into the house, making us sick.