Welcome to Clown Fish Cottage â Your Peaceful Coastal Retreat
Thoughtfully Designed for Comfort & Joy
âą First-floor, one-level livingâeasy entry with just a single step.
âą Bright, cheerful, open layout with a cozy nautical theme.
âą Sleeps 4 comfortably: King bedroom + twin-size bunk beds.
âą Smart TVs, Roku, and Wi-Fi for streaming your favorites.
âą Covered patio for beach gear + screened porch with ocean views, porch swing & dining.
Yes, Your Dog is Welcome Too
âą Pet-friendly home so your furry friend can come along for the fun.
âą The dog-friendly beach is just 4 blocks away.
âą Walkable sidewalks, quiet streets, and friendly neighbors all around.
Location That Brings You Closer to What Matters
âą One block from the Gulfâocean views from inside the cottage.
âą Easy access to the beach via boardwalk just across the street.
âą No high-rises, no noisy condosâjust peaceful, residential beauty.
âą Grocery store & restaurants just a few minutes away
Relaxing Rain or Shine
âą Games, live TV, and all your streaming apps ready for downtime.
âą Whether the sun is shining or a shower rolls in, youâll feel right at home.
A Place to Return To, Again and Again
This isnât just about getting away, itâs about coming home to yourself.
If youâve been waiting for the right time to rest, restore, and reconnect⊠this is it. Book now, take the first step, and give yourself the peace youâve earned.
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Area Information you might find helpful:
Shopping Options
âą Just a few blocks away, youâll find The Shell Shack, a local favorite for souvenirs and fresh seafood
âą Looking to venture out? Port St. Joe is a short 12-minute drive and offers charming boutique shops along Reed Streetâideal for slow strolling and meaningful finds.
âą If youâre feeling adventurous and want to make a day of it, head 40 minutes east to Apalachicolaâa vibrant coastal town with eclectic shops, great dining, and even a local brewery.
Dining Options
Mexico Beach
âą A handful of food trucks (open at varied times)
âą A cozy coffee house
âą Mango Marleyâs, our current full-service restaurantâless than a mile from the cottage.
Dining Options east towards Port St. Joe
âą Shipwreck Raw Bar for fresh local seafood on your left
âą Windmark Beach: Enjoy pizza, wings, cornhole & brew.
Dining Options
Port St. Joe:
âą Find both fast food options (McDonald's, Taco Bell, Burger King) and locally-owned restaurants with heart and flavor all throughout Port St. Joe on both sides of Hwy 98.
âą Browse our Welcome Book inside the cottage for menus and recommendations.
âą Most eateries are located along Reed Street, the townâs culinary hub.
Dining Options west towards Panama City
Heading west to Parker (about 25â30 minutes)
âą Donât miss Leonâs Donutsâtheyâre unforgettable!
âą Enjoy Royal Thai on your left
âą Rodeo â steak & seafood
âą Youâll also find a variety of familiar restaurants like Starbucks, Chick-fil-A, Culvers, Whattaburger - (open 24 hours) and more.
Nightlife â Light Up Your Evenings, Your Way
Just 2 miles from Clown Fish Cottage, Lookout Lounge offers
âą Weekend live music
âą Karaoke nights full of fun and energy
In Port St. Joe, youâll find
âą A handful of local bars with live music, pool tables, and great conversation.
Drive east to Apalachicola (40 minutes) for more vibrant nightlife options with live music and a welcoming vibe.
Grocery Stores
âą About 1 mile from the cottage: A small grocery store for all your essentials
âą 2 miles away: Dollar General for quick staples and extras.
In Port St. Joe
âą Piggly Wiggly and Dollar General Marketâwell-stocked and easy to navigate.
Heading west (30-minute drive): Winn-Dixie and Walmart near Tyndall Air Force Base if youâre looking to stock up for a longer stay or cheaper prices