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Parlour Noir: A Darkly Divine Sanctuary Perfect For Spicy Staycations

Vacation home near Edmonton Expo Centre in Edmonton

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Interior
3 bedrooms, iron/ironing board, free WiFi, bed sheets
Smart TV, fireplace, stereo
Interior
Fitness facility

Reviews

10 out of 10
Exceptional

Entire home

3 bedrooms2 bathrooms

Popular amenities

  • Kitchen
  • Washer
  • Dryer
  • Free WiFi
  • Parking available
  • Fireplace

Explore the area

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Edmonton, AB
  • Place, Century Casino
    ‪8 min walk‬
  • Place, Londonderry Mall
    ‪17 min walk‬
  • Place, Rexall Place
    ‪4 min drive‬
  • Airport, Edmonton, AB (YEG-Edmonton Intl.)
    ‪33 min drive‬

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About the area

Edmonton

Northeast Edmonton stay.With a stay at this Northeast Edmonton vacation home, you'll be within half a mile (1 km) of Century Casino and 2 miles (3 km) of Londonderry Mall. Rexall Place and Hermitage Park are also within 2 miles (3 km).

What's nearby

  • Century Casino - 8 min walk - 0.7 km
  • Londonderry Mall - 17 min walk - 1.5 km
  • Londonderry Fitness and Leisure Centre - 3 min drive - 2.2 km
  • Rexall Place - 4 min drive - 3.1 km
  • Hermitage Park - 7 min drive - 3.8 km

Getting around

  • Edmonton Station - 9 min drive
  • Belvedere Station - 11 min walk
  • Edmonton Intl. Airport (YEG) - 38 min drive

Restaurants

  • ‪Tim Hortons - ‬3 min drive
  • ‪McDonald's - ‬3 min drive
  • ‪Burger King - ‬16 min walk
  • ‪Buffet Royale Carvery - ‬6 min walk
  • ‪Donair Lover - ‬14 min walk

About this property

Entire place

You'll have the entire home to yourself and will only share it with other guests in your party.

Parlour Noir: A Darkly Divine Sanctuary Perfect For Spicy Staycations

Are you looking for a wild departure from the norm? Step into a world where contemporary gothic elegance meets a high-voltage social experience. This isn’t just a place to sleep—it’s a fully immersive, spicy-friendly playground designed for groups who want to blur the lines between a luxury staycation and an underground lounge.

The Vibe: Sexy, Gothic, & Customizable
Forget beige walls and uninspired decor. Our home features a Sexy Contemporary Gothic aesthetic, blending velvet textures, dark accents, and dramatic architecture.

Immersive Atmosphere: The entire house is tech-integrated. With fully customizable smart lighting and a premium sound system, you can set the mood from "Midnight Lounge" to "Electric Rave" with a single tap.

The Social Dungeon: Descend into our signature space—a professionally designed, aesthetic dungeon. Whether you’re here for deep conversation or "spicy" social play, this room is equipped to be the centerpiece of your stay.

The Space
This is a whole-house rental, ensuring total privacy for you and your circle. We built this space specifically for groups of friends who value connection, exploration, and a break from the mundane.

Entertainer's Layout: Open-concept living areas designed for mingling.

Lifestyle Ready: We are proudly lifestyle-friendly. We provide a discreet, judgment-free environment where you can truly be yourselves.

The Ultimate Staycation: Why go to a club when you own the club for the night? Perfect for milestone birthdays, bachelor/ette parties with a twist, or a weekend of high-sensory indulgence.

Guest Access
You will have exclusive access to the entire property, including the social dungeon and all atmospheric controls.

House Rules & Notes
Privacy First: We respect your anonymity; what happens at The Velvet Underground stays there.

Respect the Space: While we encourage a wild time, we ask that guests treat our custom furniture and tech with care.

Local Vibes: Located in the heart of [Insert Neighborhood], close to the best nightlife if you decide to venture out (though you probably won't want to).

Ready to host the most talked-about weekend of the year?

Would you like me to draft a set of specific "House Rules" to help protect your property while keeping the "lifestyle-friendly" vibe intact?

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Property amenities

Internet

  • Available in the house: Free WiFi

Parking and transportation

  • Wheelchair-accessible parking available
  • Onsite parking options include a garage

Kitchen

  • Coffee/tea maker
  • Cookware, dishware, and utensils
  • Dishwasher
  • Ice maker
  • Kitchen island
  • Lobster/crab pot
  • Microwave
  • Oven
  • Paper towels
  • Refrigerator
  • Spices
  • Stovetop

Bedrooms

  • 3 bedrooms
  • Bedsheets provided

Bathroom

  • 1.5 bathrooms
  • Bathtub or shower
  • Bidet
  • Hair dryer
  • Shampoo
  • Soap
  • Toilet paper
  • Towels provided

Living spaces

  • Fireplace

Entertainment

  • Smart TV
  • Stereo

Laundry

  • Laundry facilities
  • Washing machine

Comfort

  • Heating

Pets

  • No pets allowed

Suitability/Accessibility

  • If you have requests for specific accessibility needs, please contact the property using the information on the reservation confirmation received after booking.
  • 1 accessible parking space
  • 3 steps to reach entrance
  • Hardwood flooring in public areas
  • No elevator (single-level property)
  • Smooth flooring in public areas
  • Tile flooring in public areas
  • Visual alarms in hallways
  • Well-lit path to entrance
  • Wheelchair-accessible parking
  • Smoking not allowed

Services and conveniences

  • Iron/ironing board

Safety features

  • Carbon monoxide detector (host has indicated there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property)
  • Smoke detector (host has indicated there is a smoke detector on the property)
  • First aid kit
  • Fire extinguisher
  • Deadbolt lock

General

  • At least 80% lighting from LEDs
  • Energy-saving switches in guestrooms
  • Property does not allow children
  • Recycling

Policies

Check-in

Check-in time starts at 5:00 PM
Contactless check-in available
Minimum check-in age: 18

Check-out

Check-out before 11:00 AM
Contactless check-out available

Special check-in instructions

You will receive an email from the host with check-in and check-out instructions
Information provided by the property may be translated using automated translation tools

Check-out instructions

The host requires you complete the following before checking out:
Load and start the dishwasher
Strip any used beds and gather used towels
Remove personal items, remove leftover food and drinks, and take out the trash
Please refer to the Welcome Package regarding the Departure Protocols. They are also conveniently located on the back of all the exit doors.
Failure to complete these may result in a negative review from the host.

Rules

The bedrooms are the only spaces intended for overnight stay. There is an additional king-size bed and a pull-out couch downstairs.

Pets

  • No pets allowed

Children and extra beds

  • This property does not allow children.

Events

Events allowed: birthday parties

Smoking

Smoking is not permitted

Important information

You need to know

Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card, or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
Parties and events (including birthday parties) are allowed on site; maximum attendees: 50
Host has indicated there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property
Host has indicated there is a smoke detector on the property
Safety features at this property include a fire extinguisher, a first aid kit, and a deadbolt lock
This property is managed through our partner, Vrbo. You will receive an email from Vrbo with a link to a Vrbo account, where you can change or cancel your reservation
Charges for extra guests may apply and vary according to property policy.
A cash deposit, credit card, or debit card for incidental charges and government-issued photo identification may be required upon check-in.
Special requests are subject to availability at the time of check-in. Special requests can't be guaranteed and may incur additional charges.
    This property is managed by a professional host. The provision of housing is linked to their trade, business, or profession. Parties and events (including birthday parties) are allowed on site. Maximum attendees: 50. For guests' safety, the property includes a carbon monoxide detector, a fire extinguisher, a smoke detector, a first aid kit, and a deadbolt lock in each accommodation.

Property Registration Number 640872988

Parlour Noir: A Darkly Divine Sanctuary Perfect For Spicy Staycations Reviews

Reviews

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Exceptional

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Rating 8 - Good. 0 out of 1 reviews
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10/10

Cleanliness

10/10

Amenities

10/10

Property conditions & facilities

Reviews

10/10 Excellent

Hailey

Liked: Cleanliness, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Overall the stay was fantastic, the atmosphere and cleanliness were amazing. The host was also super nice and very friendly.
Stayed 1 night in Feb 2026