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The Oyster Smack Inn

3.0 star property
Enjoy the free WiFi at this 3-star Burnham-on-Crouch hotel

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Dining
Superior Double Room
Superior Double Room
Exterior
Deluxe Double Room

Reviews

8.6 out of 10
Excellent

Popular amenities

  • Parking included
  • Free WiFi
  • Restaurant
  • Breakfast available
  • Bar
  • Housekeeping

Explore the area

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112 Station Rd, Burnham-on-Crouch, England, CM0 8HR
  • Place, Ramblers Stadium
    ‪14 min walk‬
  • Place, Mangapps Railway Museum
    ‪5 min drive‬
  • Place, Adventure Island
    ‪57 min drive‬
  • Airport, London (STN-Stansted)
    ‪77 min drive‬

Room options

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Classic Double Room

Classic Double Room

  • 1 bedroom
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed
  • Free WiFi

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Deluxe Double Room

Deluxe Double Room

10.0 out of 10
Exceptional
(1 review)
  • 1 bedroom
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 King Bed
  • Free WiFi

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Superior Double Room

Superior Double Room

  • 1 bedroom
  • Sleeps 4
  • 1 Double Sofa Bed and 1 King Bed
  • Free WiFi

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Luxury Double Room

Luxury Double Room

9.0 out of 10
Wonderful
(2 reviews)
  • 1 bedroom
  • Sleeps 4
  • 1 Double Sofa Bed and 1 King Bed
  • Free WiFi

About the area

Burnham-on-Crouch

In Burnham-on-Crouch .Within 2 miles (3 km) of this Burnham-on-Crouch hotel, you'll find Ramblers Stadium and Mangapps Railway Museum. St. Peter-on-the-Wall and Blackwater Leisure Centre are within 12 miles (20 km).

What's nearby

  • Ramblers Stadium - 14 min walk - 1.2 km
  • Mangapps Railway Museum - 5 min drive - 3.0 km
  • Hylands House and Park - 51 min drive - 53.2 km
  • Adventure Island - 57 min drive - 49.0 km
  • Southend Pier - 57 min drive - 49.0 km

Getting around

  • Burnham-On-Crouch Station - 8 min walk
  • London (SEN-Southend) - 51 min drive

Restaurants

  • ‪The Kings Head - ‬5 min drive
  • ‪Queen's Head - ‬6 min walk
  • ‪The Station Arms - ‬5 min drive
  • ‪The Punch Bowl - ‬34 min drive
  • ‪The Anchor Hotel - ‬8 min walk

About this property

The Oyster Smack Inn

Enjoy the free WiFi at this 3-star Burnham-on-Crouch hotel
There's a restaurant on site. You can enjoy a drink at the bar/lounge. WiFi is free in public spaces. Limited free parking is available on a first-come, first-served basis.
  • 10 guestrooms or units
  • Breakfast available (surcharge)
  • Front desk (limited hours)
  • Bar or lounge
  • Dining venue
The Oyster Smack Inn offers 10 accommodations with hair dryers. This Burnham-on-Crouch hotel provides complimentary wireless Internet access, with a speed of 25+ Mbps. Bathrooms include showers. Housekeeping is provided daily.

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Property amenities

Internet

  • Available in all rooms: Free WiFi
  • In-room WiFi speed: 25+ Mbps
  • Available in some public areas: Free WiFi

Parking and transportation

  • Free self parking on site
  • Limited onsite self parking

Food and drink

  • Daily continental breakfast available 8:00 AM to 10:00 AM for a fee: GBP 8.95 for adults and GBP 8.95 for children
  • A bar/lounge
  • A restaurant
  • Hosted evening meal available daily for a fee; reservation required

Accessibility

  • No elevator

Room amenities

Entertainment

  • TV

Bathroom

  • Hair dryer
  • Private bathroom
  • Shampoo
  • Shower
  • Soap
  • Toilet paper
  • Towels provided

More

  • Heating

Policies

Check-in

Check-in start time: 2:00 PM; Check-in end time: 9:00 PM
Minimum check-in age: 18

Check-out

Check-out before 11:00 AM

Special check-in instructions

The front desk is open daily from 8:00 AM - 9:30 PM
Front desk staffed during limited hours
If you are planning to arrive after 9:00 PM please contact the property in advance using the information on the booking confirmation
Information provided by the property may be translated using automated translation tools

Access methods

Front desk (limited hours), lockbox

Pets

  • No pets allowed

Children and extra beds

  • Children are welcome.

Property payment types

Important information

Optional extras

The fees and deposits listed below will be charged at the time of service, check-in, or check-out.

  • Fee for continental breakfast: approximately GBP 8.95 for adults and GBP 8.95 for children

This may not be a comprehensive list. Fees and deposits are subject to change and might not include tax.

You need to know

Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card, or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
This property accepts credit cards, debit cards, and cash
Safety features at this property include a fire extinguisher
Charges for extra guests may apply and vary according to property policy.
A cash deposit, credit card, or debit card for incidental charges and government-issued photo identification may be required upon check-in.
Special requests are subject to availability at the time of check-in. Special requests can't be guaranteed and may incur additional charges.
    This property is managed by a professional host. The provision of housing is linked to their trade, business, or profession. This property accepts Visa, Mastercard, debit cards, and cash. For guests' safety, the property includes a fire extinguisher in each accommodation.

Frequently asked questions

How close is The Oyster Smack Inn to the airport?

The Oyster Smack Inn is 24 mi (51-min drive) away from the London (SEN-Southend) airport, the closest popular airport to the property.

How much does it cost to stay at The Oyster Smack Inn?

As of Jun 28, 2026, prices found for a 1-night stay for 2 adults at The Oyster Smack Inn on Jul 1, 2026 start from CA $149, excluding taxes and fees. This price is based on the lowest nightly price found in the last 24 hours for stays in the next 30 days. Prices are subject to change. Choose your dates for more accurate prices.

Does The Oyster Smack Inn have an airport shuttle?

Airport shuttle services are not available at The Oyster Smack Inn.

How close is The Oyster Smack Inn to the beach?

This hotel is 16.4 mi (39-min drive) from Mill Beach.

Does The Oyster Smack Inn offer free breakfast?

Free breakfast isn’t provided at The Oyster Smack Inn, but continental breakfast is offered for a fee of GBP 8.95 for adults and GBP 8.95 for children. It's available every day from 8:00 AM to 10:00 AM.

Is there a casino at The Oyster Smack Inn?

No, there is no casino at this hotel, but Rendezvous Southend Casino (7.7 mi) and Genting Casino (8.2 mi) are nearby.

What time is check-in at The Oyster Smack Inn?

Check-in start time: 2:00 PM; Check-in end time: 9:00 PM.

Is there free parking at The Oyster Smack Inn?

This hotel offers free self parking.

Does The Oyster Smack Inn have a pool?

The Oyster Smack Inn does not have a pool.

Does The Oyster Smack Inn have a restaurant?

Yes, there is a restaurant on site.

Does The Oyster Smack Inn have a spa?

There are no spa services available at this hotel.

How close is The Oyster Smack Inn to downtown Burnham-on-Crouch?

The Oyster Smack Inn is 0.1 mi away from Burnham-on-Crouch.

The Oyster Smack Inn Reviews

Reviews

8.6

Excellent

Rating 10 - Excellent. 20 out of 34 reviews
Rating 8 - Good. 7 out of 34 reviews
Rating 6 - Okay. 4 out of 34 reviews
Rating 4 - Poor. 2 out of 34 reviews
Rating 2 - Terrible. 1 out of 34 reviews

9.4/10

Cleanliness

9.8/10

Staff & service

9.2/10

Amenities

9.2/10

Property conditions & facilities

Reviews

Verified

10/10 Excellent

sue

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Spacious, quiet & comfortable room. Lovely restaurant. Great food. Convenient location. Friendly and helpful staff.
Stayed 1 night in Nov 2025
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8/10 Good

peter

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Perfect for a 1 night work trip
Stayed 1 night in Dec 2024
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10/10 Excellent

Tyler

Liked: Cleanliness, amenities, property conditions & facilities
another lovely working trip in this hotel. all good as usual
Stayed 1 night in Nov 2025
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6/10 Okay

Lee

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities
Disliked: Room comfort
The hotel was fine, and the only reason for a lower rating was the noise at night. It was some sort of boiler or extractor that turned on throughout the night every half hour and resulted in an awful nights sleep.
Stayed 1 night in Jan 2026
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6/10 Okay

Sasha

Liked: Staff & service
Premium room option didn't
Stayed 2 nights in Oct 2025
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2/10 Terrible

PAUL

Liked: Amenities, property conditions & facilities
Stayed 1 night in Mar 2026
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8/10 Good

Joseph

Stayed 1 night in Jan 2026
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8/10 Good

Michaela

Stayed 1 night in Nov 2025
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8/10 Good

Michaela

Stayed 1 night in Nov 2025
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10/10 Excellent

Gavin

Stayed 1 night in Nov 2025
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8/10 Good

Andrew

Stayed 1 night in Nov 2025
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10/10 Excellent

anthony

Stayed 1 night in Oct 2025
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10/10 Excellent

david

Liked: Cleanliness, property conditions & facilities
Stayed 2 nights in Oct 2025
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4/10 Poor

Paul

Stayed 1 night in Oct 2025
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10/10 Excellent

Chris

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Stayed 1 night in Sep 2025
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10/10 Excellent

Richard

Stayed 1 night in Aug 2025
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10/10 Excellent

Julie

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Stayed 1 night in Jul 2025
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10/10 Excellent

Verified traveller

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Stayed 1 night in Jul 2025
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10/10 Excellent

Adrian

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Stayed 1 night in Jun 2025
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10/10 Excellent

Les

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Stayed 3 nights in May 2025
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8/10 Good

Mark

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Stayed 2 nights in Mar 2025
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10/10 Excellent

Pauline

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Stayed 4 nights in Feb 2025
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10/10 Excellent

Per

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Stayed 2 nights in Jan 2025