2/10 Terrible
Karin
Travelled with family
24 Feb 2024
Disliked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Avoid. Awful. Cheesy. Painfully remote location. Bad music and freakin’ loud. Wi-fi service spotty at best. No porter service and lots of steps. In fairness, food wasn’t bad, but lacking healthier options (no restaurants or nightlife nearby). Definitely NOT a four-star hotel as it claims to be (wonder who they paid to get listed as four stars). Their description says it’s “elegant” - - there’s nothing elegant about this place. Hasn't been updated in a while. Decor a lá Fred Flintstone (Yabadabadoo baby!). Ants, mold, and leaky bathroom flooded our room. Weak water pressure. Kettle in our room was dirty. They put us in a different room, but same basic problems. We had had enough and wanted to leave. They refused to cancel the remaining four nights and still charged us. We checked out anyway, however extricating ourselves from this joint was an ordeal. Taxis unavailable and Uber not allowed there. Two hours sitting out front with Hotel California lyrics in my head…You can check out anytime you want, but you can never leave... We had to call a friend-of-a-friend-of-a-friend-of-a-friend to rescue us and deliver us to back to civilization in Corfu Town.