If youâre looking for a motel thatâs spotless, this place has you covered. Seriously â the rooms are so clean youâll wonder if theyâre hiding the dirt in one of the 47 empty lots outside. The staff is ridiculously friendly too, like suspiciously friendly. They greet you like theyâre relieved someone finally showed up.
Now for the location:
Imagine the middle of nowhere⊠then go ten more miles⊠then sprinkle in about thirty stray cats holding a committee meeting in the parking lot. Thatâs this place. The area is so poor and abandoned that even the cats look like theyâre down on their luck.
Outside the motel? Nothing. No food, no gas, no entertainment. Just you, tumbleweeds, and Mr. Whiskers staring at you like you stole his territory.
Itâs an average stay overall â clean inside, chaos outside. Perfect if you want friendly service, a quiet nightâs sleep, and a free audience of stray cats judging you while you load your car.
Would I stay again?
Sure⊠if everywhere else within a 50-mile radius is fully booked.