Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam

3-star inn near Ten Kate Markt

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Dates

October 2025

November 2025

Overview
Rooms
Location
Policies

Very good

Popular amenities

Parking available
24/7 front desk
Housekeeping
Free WiFi

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Piri Reisplein 34, Amsterdam, 1057 KH

Place, Vondelpark
‪14 min walk‬
Place, Van Gogh Museum
‪4 min drive‬
Place, Anne Frank House
‪6 min drive‬
Airport, Amsterdam (AMS-Schiphol)
‪13 min drive‬

Room options

Basic Quadruple Room (The Blue House Downstairs)

23 sq m
Sleeps 4
1 Double Bed and 2 Twin Beds

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Tram)

Exceptional

6 sq m
Sleeps 2
1 Double Bed

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Invisible Room Downstairs)

Excellent

5 sq m
Sleeps 2
1 Double Bed

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Mr. de With)

13 sq m
Sleeps 2
1 Queen Bed

Basic Double Room, 1 Double Bed (Mrs. de With)

Very good

17 sq m
Sleeps 2
1 Double Bed

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Crisis Free Zone)

Very good

5 sq m
Sleeps 2
1 Double Bed

Economy Room, 1 Double Bed, Shared Bathroom (Secret Bookcase S)

Excellent

5 sq m
Sleeps 2
1 Double Bed

Basic Quadruple Room, 1 Bedroom (Casa No Casa)

Exceptional

23 sq m
1 bedroom
Sleeps 4
1 Double Bed and 2 Twin Beds

Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Secret Bookcase L)

9 sq m
Sleeps 2
1 Double Bed

Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Secret Bookcase M)

Exceptional

8 sq m
Sleeps 2
1 Queen Bed

Basic Double Room (Secret Bookcase XL)

14 sq m
Sleeps 2
1 Double Bed

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Printed House)

8 sq m
Sleeps 2
1 Double Bed

Double Room, Ensuite (Sin City Ground Floor)

15 sq m
Sleeps 2
1 Double Bed

Double Room, Ensuite (Poison Ivy 7)

Good

15 sq m
Sleeps 2
1 Double Bed

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Sin City First Floor)

7 sq m
Sleeps 2
1 Double Bed

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Volkswagen T1)

Wonderful

6 sq m
Sleeps 2
1 Double Bed

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Casa No Casa 13A)

Very good

11 sq m
Sleeps 2
1 Double Bed

Simple double room, shared bathroom (Secret Bookcase Whitey the White)

Exceptional

12 sq m
Sleeps 2
1 Double Bed

Simple double room, shared bathroom (Invisible room upstairs)

20 sq m
Sleeps 2
1 Double Bed

The Sun Room, Shared Bathroom

Good

12 sq m
Sleeps 2
1 Double Bed

Basic Double Room (The Blue House Upstairs)

23 sq m
Sleeps 2
1 Double Bed

The Sun Room (shared bathroom)

Sleeps 2

Casa No Casa 13A (shared bathroom)

Sleeps 2

Crisis Free Zone (shared bathroom)

Sleeps 2

Invisible Room Downstairs (shared bathroom)

Sleeps 2

Invisible Room Upstairs (shared bathroom)

Sleeps 2

Mr de With (shared bathroom)

Sleeps 2

Mrs de With

Sleeps 2

Poison Ivy

Sleeps 2

Printed House (shared bathroom)

Sleeps 2

Secret Bookcase L

Sleeps 2

Secret Bookcase S (shared bathroom)

Sleeps 2

Secret Bookcase Whitey the White (shared bathroom)

Sleeps 2

Secret Bookcase XL

Sleeps 2

Sin City First Floor (shared bathroom)

Sleeps 2

Sin City Ground Floor

Sleeps 2

The Blue House Downstairs

Sleeps 4

The Blue House Upstairs

Sleeps 2

Tram Cart (shared bathroom)

Sleeps 2

Volkswagen T1 (shared bathroom)

Sleeps 2

Secret Bookcase M (shared Bathroom)

Sleeps 2

Deluxe Quadruple Room, 1 Bedroom (Casa No Casa)

Sleeps 4

About the area

Amsterdam

Amsterdam West stay.Within a 15-minute walk of this Amsterdam West inn, you'll find Ten Kate Markt and Foodhallen. Vondelpark and Van Gogh Museum are also within 2 miles (3 km).

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What's nearby

Vondelpark - 14 min walk - 1.2 km
Van Gogh Museum - 4 min drive - 1.9 km
Rijksmuseum - 5 min drive - 2.2 km
Anne Frank House - 6 min drive - 2.4 km
Heineken Experience - 6 min drive - 2.9 km

Getting around

Witte de Withstraat Stop - 3 min walk
Amsterdam Lelylaan Station - 5 min drive
Amsterdam Airport Schiphol (AMS) - 23 min drive

Restaurants

‪Cafe Goldmund - ‬5 min walk
‪Dönerland Eethuis - ‬6 min walk
‪Coffee Company - ‬5 min walk
‪The Coffee Bridge - ‬3 min walk
‪Coffee Company - ‬4 min walk

About this property

Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam

3-star inn near Ten Kate Markt

As a guest of Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam, you'll find a library, a terrace, and multilingual staff. Public spaces have free WiFi. Limited parking is available for a fee and is offered on a first-come, first-served basis.

This 3-star Amsterdam inn is smoke free.

31 guestrooms or units

2 levels

Breakfast available (surcharge)

Front desk (24 hours)

Staff is multilingual

Storage area for luggage

Library

Terrace

No smoking on site

Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam offers 31 accommodations. This Amsterdam inn provides complimentary wireless Internet access. Housekeeping is offered daily and hair dryers can be requested.

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Breakfast, lunch, dinner served; international cuisine

Hot tub
Pet-friendly
Free WiFi
Restaurant

CA $146 total

includes taxes & fees

Oct 6 - Oct 7

Property amenities

Internet

Available in all rooms: Free WiFi
Available in some public areas: Free WiFi

Parking and transportation

Self parking on site (EUR 35 per night)
Limited onsite parking

Food and drink

Daily buffet breakfast available 8:00 AM to noon for a fee: EUR 15 per person

Things to do

Bicycle rentals
Library

Accessibility

If you have requests for specific accessibility needs, please contact the property using the information on the reservation confirmation received after booking.
Bathroom emergency pull cord
Handrails in stairways (43 inches high)
Upper floors accessible by stairs only
Wheelchair accessible (may have limitations)
Wheelchair-accessible public washroom
Wheelchair-accessible registration desk (47 inches high)
Wheelchair-accessible restaurant

Room amenities

Bedroom

Bedsheets provided

Bathroom

Hair dryer (on request)
Towels provided

Policies

Check-in

Check-in start time: 3:00 PM; Check-in end time: anytime

Contactless check-in available

Minimum check-in age: 18

Check-out

Check-out before 11 AM

Contactless check-out available

Special check-in instructions

Front desk staff will greet guests on arrival at the property

Access methods

Staffed front desk

Pets

No pets allowed

Children and extra beds

Children are welcome.

Rollaway/extra beds are not available.

Cribs (infant beds) are not available.

Property payment types

Important information

Fees

Guests will be asked to pay the following charges at the property:

Breakage deposit: EUR 50 per stay
An effective city/local tax rate of 12.50 percent will be charged

We've listed all charges provided to us by the property.

Optional extras

The fees and deposits listed below will be charged at the time of service, check-in, or check-out.

Fee for buffet breakfast: approximately EUR 15 per person
Self parking fee: EUR 35 per night

This may not be a comprehensive list. Fees and deposits are subject to change and might not include tax.

You need to know

Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy

Government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card, or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges

Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed

This property accepts credit cards, debit cards, and cash

Cashless transactions are available

Safety features at this property include a carbon monoxide detector, a smoke detector, a security system, and window guards

Charges for extra guests may apply and vary according to property policy.
A cash deposit, credit card, or debit card for incidental charges and government-issued photo identification may be required upon check-in.
Special requests are subject to availability at the time of check-in. Special requests can't be guaranteed and may incur additional charges.

This property is managed by a professional host. The provision of housing is linked to their trade, business, or profession. This property accepts Visa, Mastercard, American Express, Diners Club, debit cards, and cash. For guests' safety, the property includes a carbon monoxide detector, a smoke detector, a security system, and window guards in each accommodation. Cashless payment methods are available for all transactions.

National rating

This property does not have a Netherlands Tourist Board rating. For the benefit of our customers, we have provided a rating based on our rating system.

Property is also known as

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Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam Reviews

8.0

Very good

8.2/10

Cleanliness

8.8/10

Staff & service

7.6/10

Amenities

8.2/10

Property conditions & facilities

8.0/10

Eco-friendliness

10/10 Excellent

Sherrie

Jun 30, 2025

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort

Watch the tramcar please

The Hotel not hotel is a very unique experience for stays in a great neighborhood in Amsterdam. The hosts were all very nice and helpful. They even offer an option to check in early for a small fee which was great because I was very jetlagged after I landed. I stayed in the Tramcar and the room was so charming. It stayed pretty cool too. Just be mindful of the curtains as it's all windows. It is more like a hostel as the tramcar does not have a bathroom but it's situated right next to the main shared bathroom that is well kept. Would definitely stay here again for a short visit!

Stayed 1 night in Jun 2025

10/10 Excellent

Skyler

Jun 28, 2025

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities

The hotel design was unique, and the staff was nice. There was no air conditioning which was not ideal in the Summer, but there was a fan that helped.

Stayed 1 night in Jun 2025

10/10 Excellent

Sarah

Jun 22, 2025

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort

Super cool theming!

Stayed 2 nights in Jun 2025

8/10 Good

kalan

Jun 19, 2025

Liked: Cleanliness, amenities, property conditions & facilities

The staff was great. Tamara, Liv and Yasmina were nice. Mila could have been nicer.

Stayed 5 nights in Jun 2025

8/10 Good

Antonio

Jun 18, 2025

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort

It was an "interesting" experience, especially sleeping inside an old Tram. But it was comfortable and bed was big. They do need to update the curtains. Bathroom was clean. Staff was hepfull and friendly. Location is nearby local transportation.

Stayed 2 nights in Jun 2025

10/10 Excellent

Angie

Jun 17, 2025

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort

Awesome hotel

Such a fantastically, quirky place to say. Loved it!!

Stayed 1 night in Jun 2025

2/10 Terrible

Monika

Jun 16, 2025

Stayed 4 nights in Jun 2025

2/10 Terrible

michael

Travelled with family

Jun 15, 2025

Disliked: Cleanliness, amenities, property conditions & facilities

Our stay was terrible. We stayed from June 7 to June 14. We booked the blue house downstairs for four people 1 double bed bed and 2 twin beds, when we open the door of our room, this is not what we expected, NO TV, NO air conditioning, they have 2 fan on the walls that it was more than a heather than a fan because the air was hot not cold and we told the person at the front desk, also NO table, NO microwave, 1 window with a curtain and the curtain had problem to close it, never again I will book at that hotel. We told the person at the front desk that this is not what we expected when we booked it online, really disappointed.

Stayed 7 nights in Jun 2025

4/10 Poor

Thomas

Travelled with partner

Jun 15, 2025

Disliked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities

Cute common areas, but the rooms are poor quality.

Stayed 5 nights in Jun 2025

2/10 Terrible

Phoebe

Travelled with group

Jun 12, 2025

Disliked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities

Our stay at this Amsterdam hotel was extremely disappointing. When we arrived, we were given the wrong room, and staff said there was “nothing they could do.” The room was inside reception—our windows (including one in the bathroom) looked directly into the lobby, with no privacy even with the blinds closed. We overheard another guest also complaining about a lack of privacy. Eventually, we were told we’d need to switch rooms multiple times during our stay—one night in the first room, two nights in another, then two more nights in a third. This was inconvenient, but we agreed to avoid staying in the first awful room. The check-out/check-in process was chaotic and slow, and the staff didn’t even know where the new room was. We were eventually put in the room we originally booked, but were told the door had to be stripped due to mould—hardly reassuring. The room was tiny, dirty, and in terrible condition. The sink leaked, the shower was broken and held up with a mouldy rubber band, and the lock on the door kept sticking. Worst of all, there were bedbugs, no shelves or storage, and one night a man was lingering near our room, which felt unsafe. We left after 2 nights (originally booked for 5), and reception didn’t ask why or seem to care. Only positive: decent location with tram access. Otherwise, this was one of the worst hotel experiences we’ve ever had.

Stayed 5 nights in Jun 2025

8/10 Good

Corbin

Travelled with group

Jun 9, 2025

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities

Quirky hotel in a good location out of the crowds of Amsterdam. Rooms are small, but was fine with two people

Stayed 4 nights in May 2025

10/10 Excellent

Debra

Jun 5, 2025

Liked: Amenities

Quirky, fun hotel as only the Dutch can do.

Stayed 1 night in Jun 2025

10/10 Excellent

Chuyang, Singapore

May 26, 2025

Liked: Cleanliness, amenities

The staff is very friendly. It is only a few min walk to the tram.

Stayed 2 nights in May 2025

4/10 Poor

Rakesh

May 20, 2025

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service

Disliked: Room comfort

Stayed 1 night in May 2025

6/10 Okay

Lisa

Travelled with family

May 18, 2025

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities

Felt Unsafe

Woken up late at night by a male employee opening our door and entering our room, doesn't make for a restful nights sleep. No explanation, no apology. Otherwise, an interesting place to stay.

Stayed 2 nights in May 2025

4/10 Poor

Mya

Travelled with family

May 11, 2025

Liked: Staff & service

Disliked: Cleanliness

Stayed in the tram which was a cool experience knowing it used during the 60s and 70s in Amsterdam! But second night in we woke up with bed bug bites and found them around the bed..completely gross and painful. Workers were nice enough but they need to fix the bed bug issue!!

Stayed 5 nights in May 2025

2/10 Terrible

Amber

Travelled with family, Travelled with group

May 2, 2025

Disliked: Amenities, property conditions & facilities

It was not a great spot / the rooms smelled like cigarettes so badly we checked out the staff were very kind about it.

Stayed 4 nights in Apr 2025

8/10 Good

Brian

Apr 19, 2025

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort

Quirky fun place in Amsterdam

It is a wonderful quirky place. The only issue we had was with an odor that came from the shower are and water temps in the shower. The hot water was only hot the first night and we tried it at several times while we’re there and it was never hot again.

Stayed 3 nights in Apr 2025

6/10 Okay

Amber

Travelled with group

Apr 18, 2025

Liked: Staff & service

Stayed 4 nights in Apr 2025

2/10 Terrible

Benjamin

Apr 18, 2025

Liked: Room comfort

Disliked: Cleanliness, property conditions & facilities

Punaises de lit

Premièrement j'avais envoyé un courriel plus de 48h en avance sans jamais avoir de retour Deuxièmement je me suis réveillée la première nuit en trouvant une punaise de lit à côté, on m'avait pourtant assuré qu'il n'y avait pas de problème de punaises à ce moment. J'ai du quitter et me trouver un autre hôtel au matin. J'ai été remboursée sans problème et le personnel était sympathique, mais j'ai vu que ma chambre était de nouveau à louer sur leur site pour la nuit suivant mon départ... La chambre casa no casa était belle et grande autrement

Stayed 4 nights in Apr 2025

2/10 Terrible

Timothy

Travelled with partner

Apr 15, 2025

Disliked: Amenities, property conditions & facilities

I wouldn’t recommend staying here. It seems ‘concept’ trumps basics you might expect in a hotel like a semi-decent mattress and pillows. The Poison Ivy room was en-suite and the shower was Ok, but the basin plug was broken. The hotel were unable to supply a 2nd pillow - their response was ‘we are full and we have no spares’. What kind of hotel doesn’t have spare pillows FFS? The mattress had lost all support along one edge and should have been thrown out. There were no windows, and the ventilation system wasn’t great. I would imagine summer would be hell here. Sound proofing from the rooms above was entirely non-existent. Bring ear plugs. The restaurant/bar was good, and staff friendly. About the only redeeming feature. We checked out a day early and moved to a different hotel for our last night (of three) in Amsterdam.

Stayed 3 nights in Apr 2025

6/10 Okay

Christopher

Apr 11, 2025

Liked: Staff & service

Disliked: Property conditions & facilities

It had bed bugs 🐛 and it was cold in the room you could not turn the heat up. The food was very nice and hot 🔥 when served to you

Stayed 5 nights in Apr 2025

8/10 Good

Madison

Travelled with group

Apr 10, 2025

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities

I loved the interior of this property! It was such a cool design and the room themes were awesome!

Stayed 3 nights in Apr 2025

10/10 Excellent

Chris

Mar 22, 2025

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities

Perfect

Stayed 1 night in Mar 2025

10/10 Excellent

Lee

Mar 21, 2025

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities

Stayed 2 nights in Mar 2025

Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam

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Basic Quadruple Room (The Blue House Downstairs)

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Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Tram)

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Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Invisible Room Downstairs)

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Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Mr. de With)

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Basic Double Room, 1 Double Bed (Mrs. de With)

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Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Crisis Free Zone)

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Economy Room, 1 Double Bed, Shared Bathroom (Secret Bookcase S)

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Basic Quadruple Room, 1 Bedroom (Casa No Casa)

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Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Secret Bookcase L)

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Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Secret Bookcase M)

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Basic Double Room (Secret Bookcase XL)

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Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Printed House)

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Double Room, Ensuite (Sin City Ground Floor)

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Double Room, Ensuite (Poison Ivy 7)

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Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Sin City First Floor)

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Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Volkswagen T1)

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Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Casa No Casa 13A)

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Simple double room, shared bathroom (Secret Bookcase Whitey the White)

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Simple double room, shared bathroom (Invisible room upstairs)

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The Sun Room, Shared Bathroom

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Basic Double Room (The Blue House Upstairs)

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The Sun Room (shared bathroom)

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Casa No Casa 13A (shared bathroom)

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Crisis Free Zone (shared bathroom)

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Invisible Room Downstairs (shared bathroom)

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Invisible Room Upstairs (shared bathroom)

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Mr de With (shared bathroom)

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Mrs de With

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Poison Ivy

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Printed House (shared bathroom)

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Secret Bookcase L

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Secret Bookcase S (shared bathroom)

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Secret Bookcase Whitey the White (shared bathroom)

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Secret Bookcase XL

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Sin City First Floor (shared bathroom)

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Sin City Ground Floor

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