2/10 Terrible
Donna M.
Mar 21, 2026
Disliked: Cleanliness
Ever heard the saying ”Lipstick on a Pig”? Describes this property perfectly. “Lipstick” is interior. Pictures were true and accurate. Nicely decorated, fresh, clean and simple. Kitchen was well equipped, espresso/keurig only, dried yellow tile glue on floor never cleaned up under kitchen windows. Towels and wash cloths were mostly new, crisp, white, however cleaners didn’t remove old, worn, thin and dingy older ones. Pick well“PIG” is exterior. Pictures deliberately misleading and inaccurate! The beautifully pictured covered sitting area out front, SURPRISE, its BARE. The beautifully pictured covered dinning space, tables, chairs and outdoor rug on right side of house behind fence, SURPRISE, not there. In its place is an old, dirty, worn out, ripped, torn, wet and too gross to sit on seat. Absolutely no place outside to sit and enjoy morning coffee, beautiful sunny Florida day, or to eat dinner. Need any cinder blocks, pavers, 2x6s or aluminum siding pieces? It’s all in backyard against house waiting for you! You can even play catch with siding pieces when wind blows. Gardener? In luck, there are multiple dead potted plants around side yard. If all this hadn’t grabbed you yet, saved the best for last there is an old “CANOE” wading pool you can cool off in, has lots of water, it’s filled with rain water, almost overflowing with green stagnant water. Yes host was contacted, couldn’t make a visit to see all the issues. Text message was sent to host, phone calls, phone
Donna M.
Stayed 9 nights in Mar 2026