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The Corniest Property in Texas ♥ 4 BR ♥ 1/4 Acre ♥
Family-friendly stay with in-room kitchens in Helotes
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8.0 out of 10
Very good
Entire home
5 bedrooms3 bathroomsSleeps 8
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Helotes, TX
- Place, Our Lady of Guadalupe Catholic Church4 min drive
- Place, Northside ISD Tennis Center7 min drive
- Place, University of Texas at San Antonio10 min drive
- Airport, San Antonio, TX (SAT-San Antonio Intl.)28 min drive
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You need to know
Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card, or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
Onsite parties or group events are strictly prohibited
Host has indicated there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property
Host has indicated there is a smoke detector on the property
Safety features at this property include a fire extinguisher and a first aid kit
This property is managed through our partner, Vrbo. You will receive an email from Vrbo with a link to a Vrbo account, where you can change or cancel your reservation
Charges for extra guests may apply and vary according to property policy.
A cash deposit, credit card, or debit card for incidental charges and government-issued photo identification may be required upon check-in.
Special requests are subject to availability at the time of check-in. Special requests can't be guaranteed and may incur additional charges.
A cash deposit, credit card, or debit card for incidental charges and government-issued photo identification may be required upon check-in.
Special requests are subject to availability at the time of check-in. Special requests can't be guaranteed and may incur additional charges.
- This property is managed by a professional host. The provision of housing is linked to their trade, business, or profession. Onsite parties or group events are strictly prohibited. For guests' safety, the property includes a carbon monoxide detector, a fire extinguisher, a smoke detector, and a first aid kit in each accommodation.
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The Corniest Property in Texas ♥ 4 BR ♥ 1/4 Acre ♥ Reviews
Reviews
8.0
Very good
7.8/10
Cleanliness
Reviews
Jan 20, 2026
Stayed 2 nights in Dec 2025
8/10 Good
Michael M.
Apr 12, 2024
Liked: Cleanliness
San Antonio
Michael M.
Stayed 4 nights in Apr 2024
8/10 Good
Leann H.
Mar 24, 2024
Wedding weekend
Leann H.
Stayed 2 nights in Mar 2024
8/10 Good
Vanessa E.
Mar 15, 2024
Liked: Cleanliness
Nice kick off to spring break!
Vanessa E.
Stayed 3 nights in Mar 2024
10/10 Excellent
Chris V.
Jan 10, 2024
Liked: Cleanliness
Wonderful Time with Family
Chris V.
Stayed 3 nights in Dec 2023
2/10 Terrible
Rosie F.
Dec 9, 2023
Disliked: Cleanliness
Disappointing and disgusting!
Rosie F.
Stayed 3 nights in Nov 2023
10/10 Excellent
Travis H., Keller, USA
Sep 1, 2022
Liked: Cleanliness
Perfect for our family
Travis H.
Stayed 2 nights in Aug 2022
8/10 Good
Casey M.
Jun 1, 2022
Liked: Cleanliness
Great home but unable to stay
Casey M.
Stayed 6 nights in May 2022

















