Fall Colors All Around | Pvt. Community I EV Charger | Sauna I Hot Tub I Fire Pit
Escape to this stunning 4-bed, 3-bath Poconos chalet, just 3 mins from the lake! Unwind in the hot tub or sauna, enjoy movie nights in the cinema room, or a cheeky game of pool or ping pong. With a cracking fire pit, BBQ, and nearly an acre of garden, it’s spot on for family or mates’ getaways. NEW listing —BOOK NOW for SPECIAL LAUNCH RATES
Welcome to Our Pocono Cabin
Where rustic charm snogs modern comfort and they live happily ever after
Put Your Feet Up, Love!
Lounge like royalty in our warm and welcoming sitting room – smart telly, cracking fireplace, and all the cosy vibes
Chef it up in our gourmet kitchen – even Gordon Ramsay might crack a smile
EV charging: Because why should your Tesla suffer while you sip wine in the hot tub? Charge up. Chill out. Carry on.
Sir Lionel’s Pet Policy
At Sir Lionel Retreat, we happily welcome your well-mannered four-legged companions provided they weigh in at a dainty 25 lbs (11 kg) or less. Anything more robust, alas, will have to stay home with the butler.
Fee: $ 100—err, $ 100 per pet, per stay
(Think of it as their contribution to the royal cleaning brigade.)
Now, while we do everything short of using a monocle to inspect every surface, we must confess:
We cannot guarantee absolute removal of every whisker or wayward tuft of fur.
We’re only human (despite our very dapper demeanour).
Dine Like the Windsors – Al Fresco-Style
Feast under the pines on the deck – it’s like Narnia, but with better wine
BBQ like a boss with our propane grill
(Heads up: the deck fireplace is strictly decorative – no roasting marshmallows there, I’m afraid!)
Dreamland Awaits
Four spacious bedrooms for drifting off after woodland wanders. 3 with ensuite BA
The master suite? Oh, it’s got a private bath and a deck. Fancy, eh?
Downstairs Shenanigans
Games, films, and giggles galore – our lower level is basically an indoor amusement park
Outdoor Frolics
Swing in our lounge chairs like a woodland fairy
Compete in garden games like it’s the village fête
Firepit stories encouraged – ghost tales optional
Guest Access
You’ve got the whole place to yourself – no sharing, no worries!
Important Bits & Bobs
Over 25s only please – we’re aiming for calm, not chaos
5th bedroom = secret cinema room. Popcorn not included, but encouraged
ID check needed for non-Airbnb guests (we promise not to tell MI6/CIA)
Non-Airbnb payments must be sorted 5 days before arrival
Fully registered: #021192 – we’re not messing about!
Community Etiquette – Let’s Keep It Lovely
Respect the Grounds
Don’t damage communal gems like paddle boats, benches & beaches
Treat it like Downton Abbey: admire, don’t demolish
No beach or swim area for pups (sorry, Spot!)
Clean up – bins are dotted about for your convenience
Speed Demons, Slow Your Roll
25 mph limit – think tortoise, not Ferrari
Absolutely No Firearms
Not even Nerf guns, mate
Bin It Properly
No littering. Keep the forest fab
Take trash to the compactor in the clubhouse car park
Don’t leave rubbish outside unless you want a raccoon rave
Fireworks = Big No-No
Zero tolerance. Not even a sparkler.
Off-Roaders? Not Here, Pal.
ATVs, snowmobiles and the like are banned on roads, lakes, and property
Walk Left, Bike Right
A simple rule that saves lives and avoids awkward collisions
Gone Fishin’?
Licence required for 16+
Catch & release only
Electric boats only
Quiet, Please!
Respect your neighbours – this isn’t Glastonbury
Tobyhanna’s noise rules apply. Fines are real. So is the police.
Beach Fires
Only in BBQ pits – and absolutely no fires on Sundays
No Feeding the Wildlife
Trust us – squirrels don’t need crisps
Questions, quandaries, or general chitchat? We’re always here to help!
Book your getaway – and start making magical memories in the Poconos, with a spot of British flair.
Summary in American..
The Space:
SPECIAL AMENITIES & SPACES:
● Hot tub
● Wood-burning fireplace & outdoor fire pit
● Camelot Forest community amenities access: Lake Guenevere (beach & swimming) & Lake Kathryn (fishing), tennis courts, beach volleyball court & clubhouse
● Close to premier Poconos attractions: Jack Frost Big Boulder, Pocono Raceway, Kalahari Resort, Hickory Run State Park & more
● High-speed Wi-Fi
● Fully stocked & equipped kitchen
● Smart TVs in living room and all bedrooms - stream all your favorite apps!
● Beach & Lake access just a 12-min walk away
OTHER FEATURES:
● Board games & books
● Coffee pot & grounds
● Master bedroom suite w/ Queen bed & Smart TV
● Gas grill
● Washer/Dryer
● High chair
● Central Hear & AC in all rooms
● Ceiling fans
● Additional Dining space on the deck
● Bar Counter by the Hot-Tub to dispnce your own cocktails
● Additional lounge seating in the backyard to hang out
SLEEPING ARRANGEMENT:
● Master Bedroom: 1 queen bed
● Bedroom 1: 1 queen bed
● Bedroom 2: 1 queen bed
● Bedroom 3: 1 queen bed
● Bedroom 4: 2 twin beds
● Living Room: couch
KITCHEN:
● Microwave
● Electric stove/oven
● Fridge/freezer
● Coffee maker
● Cooking basics
● Tableware & cutlery
● Grilling utensils
● Dishwasher
● Kettle
● Toaster
ESSENTIALS & EXTRAS:
● Linens, pillows & towels
● Toilet paper & paper towels
● 3 showers + 1 tub
● Shampoo, conditioner & body wash
● Laundry detergent, dishwasher detergent & dishwashing soap
● Clothing storage: closets w/ hangers & dressers
● Smoke alarms
● Carbon monoxide detectors
● Fire extinguisher
● Snow shovel
● Broom & dustpan
Guest Access:
● Self-check-in with keyless entry - Access code will be sent out once the rental agreement is signed
● Driveway parking for up to 6-8 vehicles
● Camelot Forest community amenities
● Community trash dumpster access
● Early check-in and late-check out may be accommodated for a fee ($50 each). Please contact us to see if we can accommodate your request. Payment will only be collected once we confirm that your request can be accommodated.
The Neighborhood:
Enjoy the Camelot Forest community amenities (seasonal):
● Lake Guenevere (beach & swimming)
● Lake Kathryn (fishing lake)
● Tennis courts
● Beach volleyball court
● Clubhouse
5 minute drive to:
● Austin T. Blakeslee Natural Area
● 940 Golf N'Fun
● Thomas Darling Preserve
● Chat-n-Chew Cafe
● Ahart's Market - groceries
● Wawa (w/ Tesla Superchargers)
10 minute drive to:
● Jack Frost Ski Resort
● Jack Frost National Golf Club
● Pocono Raceway (ELEMENTS MUSIC & ART FEST)
● Pocono Outdoor Adventure Tours
● Hungry Hill
● Split Rock Resort & Split Rock Golf Club
● Lake Harmony
20 minute drive to:
● Big Boulder Mountain
● Hickory Run State Park & Boulder Field
● Kalahari Resort
● Gorilla Grove Treetop Adventures
● Skirmish Paintball Fields
● Pocono Manor Golf Course
● Buttermilk Falls at Bear Creek Preserve
● Big Pocono State Park
● Pocono Gardens
● Sunny Heaven Lake
30 minute drive to:
● Camelback Ski Resort & Waterpark
● Pocono Premium Outlets
● Mount Airy Casino
● Great Wolf Lodge
● Barley Creek Brewery
● Lots of hiking, fishing, hunting, and area/community activities
Getting Around:
● Drive, bike, or walk within the community. Guests can easily walk or bike to the lake, beach, & volleyball court. Alternatively, all community amenities are just a short 2-5 minute drive away. You will need a car to go anywhere outside of the community. Uber and taxi cabs are available in the area, but can have long wait times or be difficult to find.
● We strongly recommend that you travel in a AWD/4WD vehicle. We are located in the mountains and roads can be slick and poorly maintained.
Other Things to Note:
The rental agreement will be sent to you once the reservation is accepted. Your booking is only confirmed once it is signed. Kindly complete it within 24 hours to secure your reservation.
● This property can host a maximum of 9 guests, including children and infants, per the local governing regulations.
VE Resorts requires that all guests have their profile 100% verified. Please upload your government-issued ID and payment method in your account settings, as well as send us a photo of your ID.
For non-Airbnb reservations ONLY, any eligible refunds are subject to a 6% processing fee & adding the damage waiver fee ($40) is mandatory. This fee will be added to the reservation once confirmed.
Given the rural setting of the property, occasional sightings of ants, spiders, flying insects, and mice may occur despite our year-round pest control efforts. We strive to manage these encounters to the best of our ability, but cannot guarantee that the house will be completely pest free.
NOTE: We provide enough essential items to cover stays of about 2-3 nights. If you need more supplies during your stay, you can visit one of the following nearby stores: Family Dollar, Ahart's Market, DG Market, Wawa and CVS
We do our best to ensure there is propane available for grills and/or fire pits, but cannot guarantee there will be propane for use throughout your stay. If all available tanks are empty, we ask that you refill a tank and provide a receipt for reimbursement. Note: be sure to refill/replace the existing tanks - do not purchase a brand new tank
When drought, weather or other conditions present an unusual fire risk, a burn ban may be imposed by the community without prior notice.
SECURITY CAMERAS / AUDIO RECORDING DEVICES:
● 1 Floodlight camera at the front entry door
Minimum Age to Rent is 25
Interaction with Guests:
● We are here for you during your stay, but our level of interaction is up to you. We are only a phone call or message away. You and your party will be able to self-check-in upon arrival.
● Please remember that you are staying in a house, not a hotel. Please treat the space with respect. If any problems arise we will do our best to take action ASAP, but there is no one living on-site 24/7.
