THIS IS A REAL MOTEL!
Once I stepped in the room, I had regrets!
No bar soap, one wash cloth and one hand towel; the bath towels were slightly bigger than the hand towels, but hey, I got two!
One thin bed covering with holes --- and get this --- only one (1) sheet!
YEP!!!
In the entirety of my hotels staying years (over 50), I have NEVER see a bed with just one sheet!
INCREDIBLE!
So I tracked down the cleaning lady and I asked her, "Do you guys just put one sheet on the beds!?"
Get ready for her answer --- are you ready!?
"Yeah, we are short (of) sheets!"
Well I saw two sheets on her cart and I told her . . . "Well I am taking this one!" And started walking to the ice machine . . . and this apparatus was another sign that this place was the Apocalypse!
The machine looked like an air conditioner in the room. So I asked the "only one sheet lady" is this the ice machine!
She walks over, opens this little lid/door and the ice comes out in TV Dinner-sized pieces.
She reaches in with her had and breaks a piece off for me to put in my glass.
I stop her and say, "No!"
I ask her, "Where is the scooper and she doesn't know!"
So I look in the little machine and it is at the bottom covered by ice. I reach down there and dig it out and the contraption looks like a tool from a grease monkey's repair shop.
It had like finger smudge stains that looked like months in the making!
No way --- and NO ice for me!
Later on the remote for the TV didn't work; I got more but I am out of space!
