## 🚨 **Warning: High Price, Low Quality - A Disappointing Motel Experience** 🚨
**Overall Rating:** 1/5 Stars (Only the view and AC saved it from 0)
This hotel charges high-end prices based purely on its **prime location** but delivers a quality of stay comparable to a run-down motel. Do not be fooled; the extensive list of maintenance and cleanliness failures made this an **overwhelmingly uncomfortable** stay.
### Major Failures & Conditions
* **Disgusting Cleanliness:** The room was generally dirty upon arrival, but the most alarming issue was the state of the furniture—I believe I found **feces stains on the couch**. Towels and linens felt barely cleaned.
* **Severe Bathroom Issues:** The toilet was severely malfunctioning, requiring **five extremely loud flushes** every time. The shower was poor, featuring a soggy curtain, and the bathroom was uncomfortably small.
* **Terrible Sleep Quality:** The King bed was utterly uncomfortable. Both sides had **huge, noticeable dents** causing me to roll into the center, preventing a restful night's sleep.
* **Overwhelming Noise:** The noise levels, both from inside and outside the hotel, were **overwhelming and overstimulating**.
* **Outdated & Unsecure Room:** The roo