Where do I begin and how to say this.... Me and my girlfriend were trying to take and evening Vaca on our Vaca from our teenager while he stayed at a friend's house. Parking was convent and that is the last positive thing to say other than location is pretty nice. We get into the room, we'll, our Vaca is almost 2 weeks long and we needed a room for privacy. Needless to say the bed was anything but comfortable, I fact it was broken, while we got it on it sounded like metal crashing on a old freighter boat or crashing steam engine gone off the rails. I have no doubt that the surrounding occupied rooms and floor knew exactly what we were doing and I doubt they heard us except the crashing sound of the broken metal frame cot under the thin mattress. Our backs looked like we had gone to battle, but after nothing in two weeks..... Worth the sacrifice. However, that being said, this days in was the precursor to our next days in stay a couple days later. This reservation was made on impulse while the other one was by location proximity to our route. We took a shower afterwards despite the grundgy appearance, but again do what we got to do. We decided to check out early after our workout since neither of us felt comfortable staying there longer than we needed. I did the walk of shame and returned the keys. This is a shame as we planned a walk downtown, some bar stops, and more workouts, the location is deceiving, don't do it, save your back and behind.