Our stay at Miami River Inn was extremely disappointing.
Communication was nearly impossible—there are multiple phone numbers listed, yet none connect to a real person. We left multiple voicemails and never received a call back. The listing states that the rooms have air conditioning, but there was no AC in our room. On top of that, the overhead light and ceiling fan didn’t work at all.
The bathroom was so small that only one person could fit inside at a time. The curtains provided zero light blocking; the parking lot lights were so bright that I could have easily read a book at night. Sleep was nearly impossible. The bed itself felt like sleeping on the floor, and the bed frame was very creaky.
To make matters worse, the staff we did interact with were less than friendly and not helpful. Overall, the property did not match its description, basic amenities were missing or broken, and the experience was frustrating from start to finish. I would not recommend staying here.
Only reason it gets 2 stars is because it was at least clean.