âââââ âAn Unforgettable Stay â for All the Wrong Reasons!â
If youâve ever wondered what itâs like to star in your very own episode of Iâm a Celebrity: Get Me Out of Here (But Make It Budget Accommodation), then the White Hart Inn in Chalfont St Giles is the perfect destination for you.
Our adventure began with a charming surprise â a room seemingly modelled after a Victorian greenhouse, complete with an impressive mould collection. Not wanting to disturb the delicate ecosystem thriving on the walls, we asked to be moved.
Our upgrade? A room guarded by a fully operational waspsâ nest. Yes, nothing quite says âWelcome!â like battling airborne stingers before even reaching the door. Once safely inside, we were greeted by walls covered in mysterious stains that looked like theyâd been part of a forensic investigation.
The bathroom was a particular highlight. The shower preferred to store water rather than drain it â perhaps it was saving up for a rainy day â and the toilet bore marks that suggested it had long since given up on life. The floor? Letâs just say a hoover hasnât crossed its path in this century.
On the bright side, if you enjoy nature, adventure, and testing your immune system, this place offers it all in one thrilling package.
In summary: A perfect stay for anyone who enjoys mouldy dĂ©cor, insect warfare, and plumbing that defies physics. For everyone else â I recommend a tent.