Summary:
✨ Spanish-Style 5BR Townhome in Portland's Coolest Neighborhood ✨
🏡 4-story layout with privacy for 10 guests
🛏️ 5 bedrooms, 3 full baths, 5 beds
🍳 Full kitchen with dishwasher & coffee maker
🛋️ Cable TV, fast WiFi & dedicated workspace
🐾 Pet-friendly with Pack 'n Play for families
❄️ AC & heating for year-round comfort
🔒 Private entrance, entire townhome is yours
🍽️ Heart of Kerns—walk to top restaurants & shops. Free street parking.
The Space:
Ground Floor
• Private exterior entrance with smart lock
• Entryway with coat hanger
• 1 private bedroom w/ Full bed, curtains, armoire closet & half bathroom en-suite
• Mini-split for cool & heaters in room
• Stairs to 2nd floor
Main/2nd Floor
• Open layout kitchen design with stainless steel appliances, bar seating, plentiful cookware & tableware
• Dining area with bench & chair seating for the group
• Curtain/blind free windows let in north light over kitchen sink while south light floods the living room
• Cozy modern couches with pillows, blankets and a smart TV
• Stairs to 3rd floor
Third Floor
• 2 bedrooms with Queen beds, dresser, mirror, nightstands with lamps, area to hang clothes
• One Full bath with shower & one half bath next to each room
• Designed so multiple guests can get ready at once
• Mini-split in hallway for cool, individual wall heaters in rooms with thermostats
• Stairs to 4th/top floor
Fourth/Top Floor
• 2 bedrooms with Queen beds, dresser, mirror, nightstands with lamps, area to hang clothes
• Full bathroom with shower/tub combo
• Mini-split in hallway for cool, individual wall heaters in rooms with thermostats
• Skylight to let in natural light
Features
• Brand-new 2025 Spanish-style construction
• Fast WiFi + smart TV for streaming or remote work
• Mini-split heating and A/C throughout + wall heaters in bedrooms
• Modern finishes and thoughtful layout for groups
• Professionally cleaned before each stay
Guest Access:
The entire townhouse is yours - no shared spaces, no surprises.
🔑 Self check-in with smart lock - arrive on your schedule
🧺 In-unit washer & dryer
📶 High-speed Wi-Fi throughout
🚗 Free Street Parking
Everything you need for a comfortable stay is already set up. If anything comes up, we're a quick message away.
The Neighborhood:
Kerns is Portland’s rising star. Featured by TimeOut as the Coolest Neighborhood in the U.S., it’s where creative energy meets convenience. The neighborhood is home to some of the city’s best food, like Screen Door, Canard, Slow Haste coffee and Lucca, plus cozy coffee shops, bakeries, taprooms, and Whole Foods just a short stroll away.
Tree-lined streets make it ideal for walking, and nearby cultural venues like Revolution Hall and Laurelhurst Theater offer classic Portland experiences. Whether you’re here for a weekend getaway, a family trip, or a work retreat, this location puts you at the center of it all.
Getting Around:
🚶 Walking — This quiet residential neighborhood is near the Beaumont Village area, with cafes, restaurants, and shops within a short walk or quick drive.
🚌 Bus — TriMet Route 24 (Fremont) and other local lines provide service to downtown Portland (~20 min).
🚲 Biking — BIKETOWN bike-share stations in the area. Portland's bike lanes make cycling a great option for exploring nearby neighborhoods.
🚗 Driving — Free street parking is widely available. Rideshare (Uber/Lyft) typically arrives in under 5 minutes.
✈️ Airport — PDX is about 13 minutes by car or reachable via MAX from the nearby Hollywood Transit Center.
Other Things to Note:
These townhouses share walls and the property is nestled near a freeway - while the new construction windows keep things relatively quiet inside, urban noises can be audible at any given time.
⏰ Quiet Hours
10 PM - 7 AM (building + city ordinance)
🚭 Non-Smoking
Smoking prohibited indoors. Outdoor smoking permitted 10+ ft from the building
Interaction with Guests:
We're available by message anytime and typically respond within minutes. We're local to Portland and happy to help with anything - from restaurant recommendations to a quick answer at midnight when you can't find something. We keep a hands-off approach unless you need us, and when you do, we're right there.