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The Funny Farm

Golf farm house on riverfront Abbotsford location

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A modern bathroom with a glass shower enclosure, a vanity with a mirror, and a wooden floor.
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Terrace/patio

Reviews

10 out of 10
Exceptional

Popular amenities

  • Free WiFi
  • Parking available
  • Laundry
  • Kitchen

Explore the area

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Abbotsford, BC
  • Place, Valley Golf Centre
    ‪5 min drive‬
  • Place, Abbotsford Exhibition Park
    ‪7 min drive‬
  • Place, Clayburn Village
    ‪7 min drive‬
  • Airport, Abbotsford, BC (YXX-Abbotsford Intl.)
    ‪21 min drive‬

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About the area

Abbotsford

On river.You'll be within 3 miles (5 km) of Valley Golf Centre and 6 miles (10 km) of Gladwin Road Dog Park with a stay here. Olund Trailhead and Abbotsford Exhibition Park are also within 6 miles (10 km).
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What's nearby

  • Valley Golf Centre - 5 min drive - 5.9 km
  • Abbotsford Exhibition Park - 7 min drive - 7.2 km
  • Gladwin Road Dog Park - 7 min drive - 7.1 km
  • Clayburn Village - 7 min drive - 8.4 km
  • MAC Rock Family Gallery - 8 min drive - 8.5 km

Getting around

  • Mission City Station - 11 min drive
  • Abbotsford, BC (YXX-Abbotsford Intl.) - 25 min drive

Restaurants

  • ‪Tim Hortons - ‬9 min drive
  • ‪McDonald's - ‬9 min drive
  • ‪Starbucks - ‬9 min drive
  • ‪Starbucks - ‬8 min drive
  • ‪A&W Restaurant - ‬9 min drive

About this property

The Funny Farm

Enjoy the sounds of nature when you stay in this Quiet place.
Relaxing walks along the Fraser River.
Very nice evenings on camp Fire.
Enjoy the view of Mount Baker in the morning and evening.
And more.
5 - 6 minutes downtown Abbotsford or Mission.
Easy access to the highway.
One hour from vancouver soccer game.

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includes taxes & fees
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Property amenities

Internet

  • Available in all rooms: Free WiFi
  • Available in some public areas: Internet access

Accessibility

  • If you have requests for specific accessibility needs, please contact the property using the information on the reservation confirmation received after booking.
  • No elevator
  • Wheelchair-accessible path of travel

Room amenities

Entertainment

  • Smart TV

Bedroom

  • Bedsheets provided

Bathroom

  • 2 bathrooms
  • Bathtub or shower
  • Hair dryer
  • Shampoo
  • Shower
  • Soap
  • Toilet paper
  • Towels provided

Food and drink

  • Blender
  • Coffee/tea maker
  • Cookware, dishware, and utensils
  • Dining table
  • Dishwasher
  • Electric kettle
  • Ice maker
  • Kitchen
  • Lobster/crab pot
  • Oven
  • Paper towels
  • Refrigerator
  • Separate dining area
  • Spices
  • Stovetop
  • Toaster

More

  • Dryer
  • Heating
  • Iron/ironing board

Policies

Check-in

Check-in time starts at 4:00 PM
Contactless check-in available
Minimum check-in age: 18

Check-out

Check-out before 11:00 AM
Contactless check-out available

Special check-in instructions

You will receive an email from the host with check-in and check-out instructions
Information provided by the property may be translated using automated translation tools

Check-out instructions

The host requires you complete the following before checking out:
Start the dishwasher
Strip any used beds and gather used towels
Remove personal items and take out the trash
Turn off the lights and return the keys
You can Leave the key in a locker box.
Leave the key inside.
Give me text before you leave.
Failure to complete these may result in a negative review from the host.

Pets

  • No pets allowed

Children and extra beds

  • Children are welcome.

Events

No events allowed

Smoking

Smoking is not permitted

Important information

You need to know

Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card, or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
Onsite parties or group events are strictly prohibited
Long-term renters welcome
Safety features at this property include a carbon monoxide detector, a fire extinguisher, a smoke detector, and a first aid kit
This property has outdoor spaces, such as balconies, patios, terraces which may not be suitable for children; if you have concerns, we recommend contacting the property prior to your arrival to confirm they can accommodate you in a suitable room
This property is managed through our partner, Vrbo. You will receive an email from Vrbo with a link to a Vrbo account, where you can change or cancel your reservation
Charges for extra guests may apply and vary according to property policy.
A cash deposit, credit card, or debit card for incidental charges and government-issued photo identification may be required upon check-in.
Special requests are subject to availability at the time of check-in. Special requests can't be guaranteed and may incur additional charges.
    This property is managed by a private host, not a professional engaged in trade or business. This property has outdoor spaces, such as balconies, patios, terraces which may not be suitable for children. If you have concerns, we recommend contacting the property prior to your arrival to confirm they can accommodate you in a suitable room. Onsite parties or group events are strictly prohibited. Long-term renters welcome. For guests' safety, the property includes a carbon monoxide detector, a fire extinguisher, a smoke detector, and a first aid kit in each accommodation.

Property Registration Number H650056566

Frequently asked questions

How close is The Funny Farm to the airport?

This farm stay is 9.7 mi (25-min drive) away from the Abbotsford, BC (YXX-Abbotsford Intl.) airport, the closest popular airport to the property.

Does The Funny Farm have an airport shuttle?

Airport shuttle services are not available at this farm stay.

Does The Funny Farm offer free breakfast?

This farm stay does not offer free breakfast.

Is there a casino at The Funny Farm?

No, there is no casino at this farm stay, but Northwoods Casino (9.1 mi) is nearby.

What time is check-in at The Funny Farm?

Check-in begins at 4:00 PM.

Is there free parking at The Funny Farm?

Free parking is not available at this farm stay.

Does The Funny Farm have a pool?

This farm stay does not have a pool.

Does The Funny Farm have a spa?

There are no spa services available at this farm stay.

How close is The Funny Farm to downtown Abbotsford?

This farm stay is 3.9 mi away from Abbotsford.

The Funny Farm Reviews

Reviews

10

Exceptional

Rating 10 - Excellent. 2 out of 2 reviews
Rating 8 - Good. 0 out of 2 reviews
Rating 6 - Okay. 0 out of 2 reviews
Rating 4 - Poor. 0 out of 2 reviews
Rating 2 - Terrible. 0 out of 2 reviews

10/10

Cleanliness

Reviews

Verified

10/10 Excellent

Aubree C.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy
It was a great location in between Mission and Abbotsford! It was very clean, they were very hospitable and accommodating! 2 bathrooms which was a great feature with kids! Highly recommend.
Stayed 4 nights in Mar 2026
Verified

10/10 Excellent

Tanya

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, listing accuracy
Great place to stay! The space itself was super cool, clean, and thoughtfully put together, but what really stood out were the hosts. They were incredibly accommodating, responsive, and genuinely cared about making sure everything was perfect. You can tell they put a lot of effort into the experience. Would absolutely stay again and highly recommend to anyone looking for something a little special.
Stayed 6 nights in Feb 2026

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